Even MORE Stooopid Email!
I am a teacher at Forks High School , and I want to know if I can get
Pictures of other lesbians getting it in the bush. I want to know more about
the carpet munchers and muff divers and I want to know if they have there
own convention grounds for meeting or orgy parties.Please send me some E-mail
during the school day, getting e-mail from women like me turns me on so I
can last the day. The way girls dress in tight pants gets me wet I
haven't got any since the 80's.
hey you slut, I was just wondering if I could watch you make it with
another woman. I am a guy and I think that it would be pretty neat to
watch you have sex with another woman and maybe a cow or sheep also if
you were in the mood. Please write me back and tell me what you think
about that. Also, I would like to ask you if you ever took a dildo up
your butt and then licked it. That will be all. thank you for your
time.
I WANT TO PENETRATE YOUR VULVA WITH MY STRAP ON COCK.
Oh baby I want to eat someone out
I want some pussy
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Date: Sat, 9 Mar 1996 23:22:56 -0800
To: bacd-adds@lesbian.org
X-Personal_name: Velma Smith
From: debsan@orca.esd114.wednet.edu
I've always wanted to know what exactly a carpet muncher is, if not a synonym for rug rat (i.e., a pre-toddler). And I, too, am curious about "lesbians getting it in the bush". Which bush, exactly? Can you give us the exact coordinates of the bush so we can locate it on the map? Is there anything in particular in the bush that these lesbians would be so eager to get? Beats me.
From: BTHRASH@clemson.edu
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 96 16:44:20 -0700
Organization: Clemson University
To: amy@lesbian.org
Subject: watching
Oh yea, sure! Come on over -- my girlfriend and I were just getting ready for some hot, penisless sex -- bring your buddies and a six pack! (but you can keep your oral fixations to yourself, thanks)
Name = DEVIL'S BABY
ReferredBy = STUMBLED APON IT BY ACIDEDT
Problems = OH YA
Comments = I THINK THAT ALL YOU LESBIANS AND FAGETS OUT THIER MAKE ME SICK.
I THINK STAY WITH YOUR OWN SEX. I FEEL SO SORY FOR THOSE KIDS THAT HAVE 2
FATHERS OR 2 MOTHERS. HOW THE FUCK AND YOU MAKE SURE THAT THE KID GROWS UP HEALTHY?
Ah, yes, those pesky fagets. Let me guess, "devil's baby" was raised by both a father and a mother? Since he's obviously so healthy and all, despite his unfortunate "acidedt".
Name = butch
Location = at the y
Email = lickbush@fish.com
ReferredBy = at my local fish store
Problems = no scratch and sniff
Favorite = my dick is bigger than most mens
Improvements = you should go back to dick dyke
Comments = you trout smelling whore. If you were on the internet for a
thousand years you still wouldn't get licked...so long dyke
First things first: if I was indeed "trout smelling", which I presume you find would offensive to the nose, then why would you want my site to be scratch and sniff? Secondly, how can being in a long term monogamous relationship with my girlfriend qualify me as "whore"? And finally, have you ever performed oral sex on your girlfriend? If so, then you already know why dykes prefer licking to dick...
From: KATHY ALLGEIER BAD.K@worldnet.att.net
To: url-submissions@lesbian.org
Subject: BEAVER SHOTS
Oh, well, then, come right on over! You'll fit right in with the gentleman from Clemson and his buddies. BTW, you definitely get bonus points for spelling everything right -- an amazing feat considering how small your mind must be!
From: NHEMay@aol.com
Date: Mon, 8 Apr 1996 19:51:45 -0400
To: amy@lesbian.org
Subject: eat out
If you are as desperate as you appear to be, I cannot possibly imagine what good you think it will do you to address your plea to a lesbian, or perhaps you need to re-take sex education?
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