Don't get me started...
Just a comment from a straight boy, i REALLY like high school pick, and
techno pick. I hate Butchy short hair look. You are wayyyyy to pretty for
that look. No harm meant , figure if you put all that stuff out here you
must want some attention and comments.
I realise you are a lesbian but do you have any draw-backs on
doing it with males with extremely long tongues. Have you ever
tried a dick, mine is very tasty.
oohh.... i want to get a sex change so i can become a lesbian!!
Please check us out at: http://home.earthlink.net/~gecovey/freedom
and please submit your thoughts, and tell your friends.
Thanks.
Steve and Greg
That's really sweet. Go visit Steve and Greg and tell'em Amy says hi. But I better not hear of anyone sending them nasty email. That wouldn't be very polite, now would it, and I'd like to think your mommies taught you better.
On to Stupid Email Part 2!
As you might imagine, I get a fair share of stoooopid email from boys who stop by Lesbian.org looking for... well, let's just say they aren't finding what they're looking for. (I have access to statistics that tell me what keywords people used to find my site; it's shocking, really). And for the viewing pleasure of all of you, my loyal fans, I'm going to post some of the most recent of these moronic missives right here. Unfortunately I haven't been archiving them, so some of the choicer specimens are victims of the byte bucket, but you can be sure I'll be saving and posting them from now on! Ah, the justice of it all...
EVEN NEWER! Stooopid Email Part !!
NEW! Stooopid Email Part 2!!
Morons R Us:
Here we go. Complete with commentary by yours truly!
From: Mike Blossoms
To: agoodloe@best.com
OK, so this one isn't so bad for starters, but why is it that so many guys have felt compelled to respond to my pictures like this? The woman always comment on what an improvement, and the guys on how I "used to be purty, before you became a fukin dike". Has it ever occurred to them that the world might not share their particular definition of "purty"?? (for most boys "pretty" seems to mean "gives me an erection". Grrr.)
Name: joe smith
get a real man. We are better than that fake vibrating stuf
Excuse me, what "fake vibrating stuf"? Have you been reading lezzie porn written by men? Perhaps if you had explored the joys of vibrators with your girlfriend you'd still have one..
From: Grant Ollis (ollisg@swanreach.com.au)
Date: Tue, 02 Apr 96 18:42:13 -800
Subject: Fetishes
What is it with these guys and their dicks? The most common kind of message I get is "hey, want some dick?" What part of LESBIAN don't these guys understand? Stoooo-pid.
Name: richard miller
Email: rmiller@pegasus.montclair.edu
i want to strap a dildo on and fuck all of you dike bitches
At least he gets the point: dildos *are* harder and longer lasting... and best of all, they go quietly back into the drawer until you need them again...
Name: lesbian cunt
Email: lezzy@prodigy.com
i just looove lezzies... hahaha rape em all!! yea.. i'm cool
Ah, yes, yet another highly literate commentary. But unfortunately the kind soul failed to give his proper email address. Can't imagine why...
Name: Get a life bitches
Email: Go fuck your self
Up your ass
Get the fuck out of the net
Grow a dick and fuck your self
Oooooooh, I'm scared now. Yessir, I'll get my little self right out of this net. Wouldn't want to trample on your uppity whiteboy space, now, would I? AS IF! (comforting, isn't it, how illiterate our opponents are?)
And, just so you know that I know there are some nice guys out there, I'll post a few NICE GUY messages here too. Here's the most recent:
I really dig your site. Makes me think of how if more of us get together,
and realize that we're not just single voices crying out for change, then
maybe we can create the fifth world together.
We rainbow warriors (sisters and brothers, all) must unite and fight to make
it happen.
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